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Saturday Night Live: Kristen Stewart plays pansexual and tries to initiate a threesome

Saturday Night Live: Kristen Stewart plays pansexual and tries to initiate a threesome

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She got herself into hot water last time she hosted Saturday Night Live by dropping an F-bomb.

And on Saturday, Kristen Stewart returned to 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City for her second go at hosting SNL.

The 29-year-old Charlie’s Angels star kept the profanity to a minimum this time and shined in later sketch as a clubgoer looking to start a threesome with a conservative churchgoing couple.

Raunchy show: Kristen Stewart, 29, returned to 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City for her second go at hosting Saturday Night Live. She shone in a later sketch as a clubgoer trying to spark a threesome with a conservative churchgoing couple

Raunchy show: Kristen Stewart, 29, returned to 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City for her second go at hosting Saturday Night Live. She shone in a later sketch as a clubgoer trying to spark a threesome with a conservative churchgoing couple

After an opening sketch featuring Kate McKinnon as an exasperated Elizabeth Warren at a rally, Kristen arrived for her monologue in a striking red plaid suit.

She skipped most of the introductory monologue in favor of the tried-and-true question and answer monologue, though she changed it up by asking audience members personal questions instead of letting query her. 

The session featured a quick spot from Pete Davidson and ended awkwardly and abruptly when Beck Bennet and Kyle Mooney showed up dressed like Kristen.

In the spotlight: She appeared for the first regular sketch along with Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant as a WWII-era factory workers in the running to be the war effort's public face

In the spotlight: She appeared for the first regular sketch along with Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant as a WWII-era factory workers in the running to be the war effort’s public face

Too strong: 'I wish I was over there. I'd find Hitler, I'd strip him naked and march him across Poland,' she told a visiting general before he chose the less imposing Rosie the Riveter to be the face of the war effort

Too strong: ‘I wish I was over there. I’d find Hitler, I’d strip him naked and march him across Poland,’ she told a visiting general before he chose the less imposing Rosie the Riveter to be the face of the war effort

She appeared for the first regular sketch as a WWII-era factory worker along with Kate and Aidy Bryant. 

The three factory workers scared away a general played by Beck with their coarse demeanors, compared to the more stereotypically photogenic Rosie the Riveter.

‘I wish I was over there. I’d find Hitler, I’d strip him naked and march him across Poland,’ she said while bragging to the general, just before he chose the less imposing Rosie to be the face of the women’s war effort.

Next, she starred in a faux-commercial for Duolingo for Talking to Children as a woman who didn’t know how to talk to children.

‘You go to school. That sucks. Do you wear your clothes to school?’ she asked a child at a party in one particularly awkward interaction.

Yikes: Kristen starred in a fake commercial for Duolingo for Talking to Children as a women who was awkward with kids. 'You go to school. That sucks. Do you wear your clothes to school?' she asked a child at a party in one particularly awkward interaction

Yikes: Kristen starred in a fake commercial for Duolingo for Talking to Children as a women who was awkward with kids. ‘You go to school. That sucks. Do you wear your clothes to school?’ she asked a child at a party in one particularly awkward interaction

Obsessed: Kristen and Beck Bennett played new parents visiting his sister, who spoke robotically about her fancy new paint job and its remarkable 'depth of colour'

Obsessed: Kristen and Beck Bennett played new parents visiting his sister, who spoke robotically about her fancy new paint job and its remarkable ‘depth of colour’

Whoops: It quickly emerged that she'd spent thousands of dollars just to paint a single room and used up all the inheritance left by her parents

Whoops: It quickly emerged that she’d spent thousands of dollars just to paint a single room and used up all the inheritance left by her parents

The next live sketch stuck to the commercial theme. Kristen and Beck played new parents visiting his sister, who spoke robotically about her fancy new paint job and its remarkable ‘depth of colour.’

‘That color on the baseboard there is named after the fossils often found on the Dorsett coast. The wall color is named after the swirling British mists,’ she bragged.  

It quickly emerged that she’d spent thousands of dollars just to paint a single room and used up all the inheritance left by her parents.

Silly: Kate McKinnon played Kellyanne Conway while Cecily Strong was a service member who could translate for the dog who aided in the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi thanks to her degree in linguistics from Dr. Dolittle University

Silly: Kate McKinnon played Kellyanne Conway while Cecily Strong was a service member who could translate for the dog who aided in the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi thanks to her degree in linguistics from Dr. Dolittle University

 After the break, Kate McKinnon took to a White House podium as Kellyanne Conway while Cecily Strong played an military member who could translate for the dog who helped in the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi thanks to her degree in linguistics from Dr. Dolittle University.

The dog was embroiled in scandal for dressing in ‘cat face’ during Halloween.

Kristen returned in a digital music video with Mikey Day, Kyle and Pete as workers in an office who broke into a pop-punk music video after getting criticized for their punky style — until she got a chance at a promotion and suddenly found herself buying into the corporate program.

Loving the man: Kristen returned in a digital short as an office worker who broke into a pop-punk music video after being criticized for her punky attire — until she got a chance at a promotion and suddenly found herself buying into the corporate program

Loving the man: Kristen returned in a digital short as an office worker who broke into a pop-punk music video after being criticized for her punky attire — until she got a chance at a promotion and suddenly found herself buying into the corporate program

Intimate: Coldplay made their first appearance after the commercial break and performed their new song Orphans off their upcoming Everyday life album

Intimate: Coldplay made their first appearance after the commercial break and performed their new song Orphans off their upcoming Everyday life album

Coldplay made their first appearance after the commercial break and performed their new song Orphans off their upcoming Everyday life album.

The English band experimented with the space by having extras hold up cue cards from the audience and briefly playing their instruments from the floor.

Melissa Villaseñor made a guest appearance with Colin Jost and Michael Che as ‘adorable kid genius Riley Jensen,’ who had a meltdown as soon a Michael asked her a question she didn’t know the answer to.

‘You’re blowing it!’ screamed her stage mom. ‘That’s it, I’m canceling Ellen. If you can’t handle Che, Ellen’s going to eat you alive!’

Derailed: Melissa Villaseñor made a guest appearance on Weekend Update as 'adorable kid genius Riley Jensen,' who had a meltdown as soon as she didn't know the answer to a question

Derailed: Melissa Villaseñor made a guest appearance on Weekend Update as ‘adorable kid genius Riley Jensen,’ who had a meltdown as soon as she didn’t know the answer to a question

No guilt: Aidy and Kate stopped by as the owners of Smokery Farms meat gift delivery service. They sold meat from animals 'individually verified to be stupid, bad, rude and talent-free'

No guilt: Aidy and Kate stopped by as the owners of Smokery Farms meat gift delivery service. They sold meat from animals ‘individually verified to be stupid, bad, rude and talent-free’

Aidy and Kate also stopped by as Vaneta and Wylene Starkie, owners of Smokery Farms meat gift delivery service.

In response to Burger King’s popular meat-free Impossible Whoppers, they advertised their meats as coming from ‘animals that are individually verified to be stupid, bad, rude and talent-free.’

Kristen rejoined the show for the next surreal sketch, which featured most of the cast as deliberating members of a jury.

Though they initially debated whether race played a factor in the trial, the deliberations were derailed after the rumbling of everyone’s stomach’s became deafening.

Eventually the grumbles coalesced into a beat for Ginuwine’s Pony, and everyone started singing along.

Starving: Kristen served on a jury where everyone's stomachs started growling uncontrollably. Eventually the grumbles coalesced into a beat for Ginuwine's Pony and they sang along

Starving: Kristen served on a jury where everyone’s stomachs started growling uncontrollably. Eventually the grumbles coalesced into a beat for Ginuwine’s Pony and they sang along

Odd couple: After noticing a conservatively dressed and religious couple (Kenan Thompson and Ego Nwodim) who were out of place at a nightclub, Kristen sidled up to them and proposed a threesome while mentioning she was pansexual

Odd couple: After noticing a conservatively dressed and religious couple (Kenan Thompson and Ego Nwodim) who were out of place at a nightclub, Kristen sidled up to them and proposed a threesome while mentioning she was pansexual

Kenan Thompson and Ego Nwodim led the next sketch after the break as a churchgoing couple who founds themselves out of place at a hip club.

After noticing their nice but conservative clothes didn’t fit in, Kristen sidled up to the couple and slyly proposed a threesome while mentioning she was pansexual.

She didn’t get much traction from them, but the sketch ended with a twist when new castmember Bowen Yang showed up wearing leather as their ‘little pig boy.’

‘You a dirty little pig ain’t you!’ Kenan shouted.

‘We’re about to have sex with our little pig boy!’ added Ego.

Surprising tastes: She didn't get much traction from them, but the sketch ended with a twist when new castmember Bowen Yang showed up wearing leather as their 'little pig boy'

Surprising tastes: She didn’t get much traction from them, but the sketch ended with a twist when new castmember Bowen Yang showed up wearing leather as their ‘little pig boy’

New music: After the break, Coldplay returned to perform the title track off their album Everyday Life, releasing the track as a single shortly afterward

New music: After the break, Coldplay returned to perform the title track off their album Everyday Life, releasing the track as a single shortly afterward

After the break, Coldplay returned to perform the title track off their album Everyday Life, releasing the track as a single shortly afterward.

Beck and Kristen returned to lead a raunchy sketch as burned-out hippies at a stargazing expedition deep in the woods.

After the guide pointed out the Big Dipper, they pointed out how it appeared to be performing simultaneous oral sex with the Little Dipper.

‘There you are, they’re servicing each other!’ he said with a wild-eyed stare.

‘Well this sucks. Constellations are what i live for and you horny old freaks have ruined it,’ said Aidy’s disgusted stargazer.

The rest of the group left in a hurry after Kristen and Beck were overcome in a fit of passion.

Kooks: Beck and Kristen returned to lead a raunchy sketch as burned-out hippies at a stargazing expedition deep in the woods who saw sexual poses in the constellations

Kooks: Beck and Kristen returned to lead a raunchy sketch as burned-out hippies at a stargazing expedition deep in the woods who saw sexual poses in the constellations

Ruined: 'Well this sucks. Constellations are what i live for and you horny old freaks have ruined it,' said Aidy's disgusted stargazer

Ruined: ‘Well this sucks. Constellations are what i live for and you horny old freaks have ruined it,’ said Aidy’s disgusted stargazer






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